UMMMM KIDS ARE GROSS!!!!!!

So today we decided to take the girls out to breakfast and then to the mall to play for awhile before my appt with the midwife! More about that soon.
So we finish up breakfast and Lexi had gotten underneath the table, she does this often, so I didnt think too much abut it. Well I look down to tell her to get back in her seat and I see, this green colored gunk on her thumb, so my first thought is what the crap... is that gum? Then I look at her, she is CHEWING, Im like OH MY GOD GOODNESS, she isnt. So here is how the conversation goes....
Me- Lexi Sky what do you have in your mouth?
Lexi- (with a look of surprise ) Umm (hand over mouth). Nothing?
Me- Lexi did you get gum from the bottom of the table?
Lexi- UMMM No mama.
Me- Honey we dont tell lies. Did you get gum from the bottom of the table?
Lexi- Yes... but its gone now (opens mouth to show me)
Me- Oh honey come here lets talk about this.. Jason is snickering and gagging across the table and I am tryn not to puke all over my kid and handle this as best I can without making it a HUGE deal.
So she climbs on my lap, smelling of nice fresh spearmint gum... GAG
Me- Hone we cant get gum from the bottom of table or pick it up from anywhere we see it.
Lexi- HUH??? She was totally lost and confused, To her it was perfectly wonderful gum!
Me- Honey thats yucky, other people have germs and we dont know what kind or who left that gum there. If you want gum you tell mommy or daddy and we can get you your very own gum. Dont ever eat gum from under the table again. Okay?
Lexi- Okay? Still confused. I think mostly because she eats my gum... guess I should stop giving her ABC gum huh?
SO NOTE TO SELF... Dont let Lexi under the table at restaurants and stop giving her my ABC gum
LESSON LEARNED!
Ok so the midwife.. Her name is Mary and she is the most down to earth calming woman I have ever met. Very nice lady. We talked and visited for an hour or so. We talked about the benefits of home birth and the complications I had with Lexi and Brooke.
Before you get your panties in a wad, we havent decided to have a home birth. This being my last baby. I want things my way. we did conventional with both girls, so Im looking at other options.. I really want a water birth!
Anyway. We discussed how things would work and cost and thing of that nature. We dont have insurance right now so this is actually much cheaper. MUCH CHEAPER. Lots of options and lots to think about. We would have to pay for an ultrasound later on,but we will have insurance soo too, so that should be covered. So we are looking at our options and decicing what is best for us and this baby. I do have a rehular OB appt on the 26th so Ill keep you posted on what is going on!
I love you all and miss everyone.
Hereis a belly picture from today! Thi is 2 days later than the other, If I keep this up Im goig to have to deliever at home. I wont be able to get out of my own door... LOL